Things that Robert is thinking about that keep him from accomplishing anything.

 
Better Luck Next Year
I'm sure you were as shocked as I was that USAToday was shut out of this year's Pulitzer Prizes. Hang in there guys and gals! If Susan Lucci can win an Emmy, surely you...ah, who am I kidding. You won't win a Pulitzer until there's a category for "Best Infographic" or "Best Use of Bulletting in an Article, 200 Words or Less." We're pullin' for you though!
posted by RSaunders at 10:18 AM ⇒