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Tuesday, April 29, 2003
An Osbourne in Rehab?
Jack Osbourne was recently admitted to an alcohol and drug rehab facility. "How could something like this have happened," wondered the boy's mother, Sharon. Agreed his father, Ozzy: "Mrwrewaaarr, mwaarearra, mwwwaaakaalw." MTV, which airs the reality show starring the Osbourne family, is said to be "stoked" at the possibilities this creates for a possible third season. Meanwhile, WHO officials issued a press release today warning people to stay away from Donnie and Marie Osmond or their music, but have issued no warning against Pepsi Twist. "Nobody's touching that stuff anyway," said a police investigator.

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