Things that Robert is thinking about that keep him from accomplishing anything.

 
Signs
I can't tell if this is a positive thing: I'm 32 years old and still fill out the 1040-EZ. Is this a sign that I need to grow up, or a sign that I have outwitted those fools who have bought homes, gotten married, and had kids? Ladies and dads, this would be a solid screening question for prospective husbands/son-in-laws. I, of course, am the exception that proves the rule.
posted by RSaunders at 9:07 AM ⇒