Things that Robert is thinking about that keep him from accomplishing anything.

 
You Can't Have One without the Other
Here's a story about some Milwaukee Bucks, who apparently were bonding with their new teammate Gary Payton.

For communities that are interested in shutting down strip clubs, perhaps a more effective strategy would be to ban professional athletes from coming to town. Seriously, 90% of the economic benefit to a Super Bowl host city has to be in sex clubs and drugs. I'm no prude, but is life on the road such a drag that you will spend every night in every city of your entire professional career gawking at naked women and getting high? (Though, I guess they pay enough that gawking is not all they get to do.) Still, you'd think even one night they might just catch a movie.
posted by RSaunders at 1:49 PM ⇒