Tuesday, May 06, 2003
The Charlotte What?
USAToday has this article about the new Charlotte NBA franchise's nickname possibilities. I thought the Charlotte Queens would be interesting. Imagine Nathan Lane as the mascot and Harvey Fierstein doing voiceover work in the land of NASCAR. How about buying a Torch Song Trilogy Ticket Package: tickets to 3 games, 3 meal deals, and all the smoldering, homoerotic NBA bumping-and-grinding action you can stand for only $33 apiece.*
*Must include Memphis as one of the 3 games.
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