Things that Robert is thinking about that keep him from accomplishing anything.

 
Did You See or Touch Any Monkeys?
English researchers tested the hypothesis that if you put a bunch of monkeys in a room with a typewriter, or in this case, a computer and keyboard, they would eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. The results were quite far from Shakespeare. The monkeys apparently were confused by Microsoft's announcement of an Internet-connected toilet. Don't feel sorry for the monkeys though. NBC announced it has hired them as staff writers for the sitcom to follow "Friends" this fall.
posted by RSaunders at 10:53 AM ⇒