Things that Robert is thinking about that keep him from accomplishing anything.

 
Get Me Rex Kramer!
NBC announced plans for a very special November sweeps stunt. Robert Stack will host his greatest episode ever of "Unsolved Mysteries," titled "Is There Life After Death?"

I had planned to post the following joke, too: "Is it me or is Stack's death retribution for the revelations about JFK and his intern?" However, now I can't find a source that links the two. I swear to god I remember a Tonight Show interview with Stack in which he claimed to be roommates or a buddy of Jack or Joe Kennedy, but I can't find a damned thing. I hate the possibility that I could be wrong about something.
posted by RSaunders at 11:58 AM ⇒