Things that Robert is thinking about that keep him from accomplishing anything.

 
California Dreamin'
Arnold Schwarzenegger, the thinking man's Jesse Ventura, is running for governor of California in that state's recall election. The Austrian-born actor announced his candidacy during a taping of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. If he wins the election, it will be his first elected office since serving as Mr. Universe in 1972.

Everybody with $3500 seems to be getting into the race. Gary (Diff'rent Strokes) Coleman is even applying. I'm not kidding. Somebody in Hollywood has to have started a documentary on this race, right? On the bright side, all the money rolling around should be a boost for television commercial producers. Can we expect Tom Hanks to enter now, too? Or, can only Republican celebrities run for office? Perhaps California will create a ballot initiative detailing which celebrities can participate in the democratic process.

Personally, I am looking forward to the impending revelations about his womanizing. Nothing is hotter than reading about celebrity sexual encounters from second-hand sources involving third-rate celebrities. My newspaper will mirror the transcript of an E! True Hollowood Story.
posted by RSaunders at 8:34 AM ⇒