Things that Robert is thinking about that keep him from accomplishing anything.

 
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The latest issue of The Slant is available for your reading pleasure. Or, you can read how Howard Stern's radio show was deemed a "bona fide news show." I know now that my years spent writing for The Slant means I can look forward to writing rulings by the FCC.

Also, it looks like Alabama has recommitted itself to plummetting to the bottom of every major measure of social well-being.

Finally, Vanderbilt has eliminated its Athletics Department and folded the teams under the university's Vice Chancellor for Student Life. The news came as a shock to the Vanderbilt community which had thought the Athletics Department was disbanded decades ago.
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