Things that Robert is thinking about that keep him from accomplishing anything.

 
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Hey gang! Sorry I've been incommunicado for so long. I'm getting a presentation ready for the American Evaluation Association's annual meeting in Reno this week, and I've had to redo my analyses several times in the past 5 days. But, it's finally coming together. Now I have to get a grant application out the door in the next 36 hours or so.

Since I will be in one of the few "gambling permitted" states, please feel free to email me your favorite gambling tips related to blackjack, poker, or sports betting.

Since I probably won't get to write for a few days, I'll also let you entertain yourselves with a question: who is the celebrity you are embarrassed to admit you have a serious desire to bed? Email me your responses and reasons why..

I'll go first. I confess to harboring a special lust for Kelly Ripa. Why am I embarrassed? I don't find her especially talented or bright or in any way interesting, yet I still crave her. What embarrasses me is that even knowing all this about her I am still interested in her simply because she ignites carnal desires in me, which makes me more animal and less rational than I imagine myself to be. If anybody knew, I'm afraid they'd think I'm a bad, shallow person.

O.k., now I'm really procrastinating. Toodles!
posted by RSaunders at 10:31 PM ⇒