Things that Robert is thinking about that keep him from accomplishing anything.

 
Honest, I Was Searching Her Body Cavity for Hidden Weapons
It's bad enough that the US military must play the world's police officer (whether it or the world want to), now the military has to police itself for sexual assault charges. It's obvious that these women stationed overseas dressed all scantily in their Kevlar vests are just asking for it. It's the usual story. You see them out with their M-16s, winking and fingering their weapon, the sweat soaking their t-shirts, clinging so suggestively to their hard bodies. It would be a crime not to sexually assault them.

Also, expect a feature article in this Sunday's Tennessean by yours truly on the legendary Burger King Betty. I'll post the link then.
posted by RSaunders at 1:25 PM ⇒