Things that Robert is thinking about that keep him from accomplishing anything.

 
Don't You See? It Was Consensual Because I Consented
Good Lord! After reading Kobe's statement after his case was dismissed, it's a good thing Kobe has terrific lawyers. Could you imagine if he had to use a public defender and ended up testifying? Is this not tantamount to an admission of guilt? This should give new hope to rapists and date rapists across America. "Gee, your honor, I sure thought it was consensual. I guess I misinterpreted her muffled cries from beneath the gag and her sluggishness from the gallon of vodka she drank, and the Rohypnol I gave her before I knew how drunk she'd get, as signs she was getting into it." Congratulations, Kobe!

posted by RSaunders at 6:10 AM ⇒