Things that Robert is thinking about that keep him from accomplishing anything.

 
Fighting Cancer Can Be Fun
More frequent ejaculations are associated with a decreased risk of prostate cancer. It's interesting that the copy writer leaped to the conclusion that sex was necessary. Excuse me a moment.......there, that's better. I'm feeling less cancerous already.

The statistician in me can't help but wonder what weird selection effects could explain the results. I wonder if the benefits are offset by an increased risk of arthritis.
posted by RSaunders at 4:17 PM ⇒